there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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