Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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