How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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