DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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