hotel room ftw
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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