Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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