is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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