It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
is it fun? or sober?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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