I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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