You made me cry and you don't even care
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Welp...herpes.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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