what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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