Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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