ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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