so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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