i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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