I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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