she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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