My sheets look like a crime scene.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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