So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
