when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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