how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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