sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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