I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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