He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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