I like my sex mixed with concussions.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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