I want to make a zoo with you.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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