...so i touched it.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I love you. Go after that dick
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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