dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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