i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
