My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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