so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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