Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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