yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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