I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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