you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The power of my boobs compel you
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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