Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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