soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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