I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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