your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Randomize
