I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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