is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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