I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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