no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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