ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
My ATM looks so different sober.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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