windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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