So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
The adults are the big ones right?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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