I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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