too bad you live with your parents still
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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