The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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