You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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