What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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