All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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