So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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