Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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